oh, where to begin...

http://mylordisjesus.tripod.com/LiftMeUp/Index.html

i'll go first...

classy!

and you wonder why i don't go to church!

>> Papal bull <<
It's not just the ring that gets kissed

The Vatican is still annoyed about Pope Joan, the female pope who passed herself off as a man, only to be rumbled and put to death when she gave birth to the son of a fellow Cardinal in her accession procession.

To prevent any repetition, the candidate chosen as the new Pontiff has to sit naked on a special marble throne in the Vatican. The Cardinals assemble in a room below the throne, and look up through a hole to check that all is as it should be.

Once satisfied with the Holy Nutsack, they then incant in Latin, "he has testicles and they hang well'.

(from PopBitch)

mmmmmmmmmmmmsweetsweetericbanalove

sugarbritches: john taylor and simon lebon are in the studio right now. yummm
smrtmnky: awesome
sugarbritches: they're trying to get me to go take pics
smrtmnky: 'trying'
smrtmnky: mhmm
sugarbritches: i'm afraid to go see them
sugarbritches: i would cry, just because they're all old now
smrtmnky: teehee
smrtmnky: do it me!
smrtmnky: i meant do it for me
smrtmnky: ugh
smrtmnky: i'm a loser...
sugarbritches: they already went
smrtmnky: !
sugarbritches: oh well :-(
sugarbritches: i feel like a scrub today
smrtmnky: get any sleep?
sugarbritches: yep
smrtmnky: :-)
sugarbritches: and i'm damn sure gonna get some this weekend too
sugarbritches: i don't care if i have to sleep on my couch, in my car or with eric bana after making sweet sweet love
smrtmnky: mmmmmmmmmmmmsweetsweetericbanalove
sugarbritches: better than cinnabon, some say
smrtmnky: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsweetsweetericabanalovefollowedbycinnabon
smrtmnky:
sugarbritches: mmm sweet love hangover
sugarbritches: you see, this is the shit you should be putting in your blog

your wish is my command, dear nubian princess

my friend jose

he forced me to put this up here and mention him. so there, i've mentioned him.

other than that, he's fucking cool.

my friend jose

he forced me to put this up here and mention him. so there, i've mentioned him.

other than that, he's fucking cool.

coffee boy at the mall

so i finally talked to this guy at the mall who i've been eye flirting with for the last seven months or so.

i've seen him around, outside of the beverly center, but this was the first time i actually chatted with him. turns out, he thought i worked there. he basically thoght that cause i'm there a lot. but in my defense, it was the holidays.

obviously, i'm a really bad stalker or i'm seriously a shopaholic.

anyways, he's cute but has a bf. but any chance the bf wasn't around, he was chatting me up.

we can always see each other at the mall...

coachella, baby!

the dates are set!! woohooo!! hopefully, it's not as hot as last time. i don't mind the heat, but when it feels like i'm in an oven for most of the day, it can be taxing.

it pays to drink lots of water and not drink any alcohol. moderation, my friends. moderation.

god, am i lazy

just noticing how it's been awhile since i posted. not that i don't have anything to say. trust me i say lots. gonna try to put stuff on here on a more regular basis. (snicker, snicker)

wasn't too thrilled with the inauguration. what a complete waste of money! he's such an effing moron and that pulled back hag of his needs to just not try to dress up. and the first piglets--where to start or finish off. can't believe they spent all that money and it looked so damn hokey. that's what they get for not allowing gays. bland and lifeless parties.

if you're gonna throw a rager, invite a 'mo to put it together. how simple is that, gw? simpler than you, that's for sure.